Product Blurb

They said Tina couldn’t handle the heat… so we made her a salsa she can’t put down. This isn’t your flamethrower, burn-your-taste-buds-off situation. Can’t Tina lives right in that sweet spot of medium heat — enough kick to keep you reaching for chips, not enough to make you sprint for a milk mustache selfie.

Think of it as the salsa that flirts with your taste buds. It’s got swagger, attitude, and just the right nudge of spice to make you say, “Okay… one more dip.” Packed with vine-ripened tomatoes, peppers with personality, and farm-fresh flavor, this jar is built for everyday snacking and big-time gatherings alike.

Perfect on tacos, nachos, scrambled eggs, burgers, or eaten straight from the jar while pretending no one’s watching. We won’t judge.

Warning: May cause spontaneous dance moves, questionable salsa puns, and the sudden urge to hide jars from your family. Tina can’t stop… and you probably won’t either.